tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290610572011-04-21T12:25:03.716-07:00Karl Kryugerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06753733487744822230noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29061057.post-1149097131433750032006-05-31T10:38:00.000-07:002006-05-31T10:38:51.446-07:00Windows 2005 Southern Edition<br />It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Windows 2005 Southern Edition may have accidentally been shipped outside of the south.<br /><br />If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The Southern dition may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.<br /><br />Please also note:<br /><br />The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"<br /><br />My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"<br /><br />Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"<br /><br />Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"<br /><br />Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"<br /><br />Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"<br /><br />Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up.<br /><br />Changes in Terminology In Southern Edition:<br /><br />Cancel............stopdat<br /><br />Reset..............try'er agin<br /><br />Yes...............yep<br /><br />No................nope<br /><br />Find...............hunt fer it<br /><br />Go to............over yonder<br /><br />Back...............back yonder<br /><br />Help..............hep me out here<br /><br />Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!)<br /><br />Start............crank'er up<br /><br />Settings..........settins<br /><br />Programs......... stuff at duz stuff<br /><br />Documents....... .stuff ah done did<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29061057-114909713143375003?l=supermaroc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Karl Kryugerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06753733487744822230noreply@blogger.com0